Mummy Manicure?

When I first saw this photo, I thought to myself, "Surely this is proof that the ancient Egyptians rocked nail art." But this is no mummy manicure. Sadly, these hands belong to a real live human being - with tacky taste, access to a digital camera and, apparently, no hand cream.

So my question to you is this: if your fingers were this wrinkled, would you draw attention to them with gaudy nail art?